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Episode 20: The Superbabes are on the Loose - Part 2
Jeremy “No Relation” Ebert
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5/1/2006 11:24:15 AM
Blowscum and the Brown Hole Wrecking Crew start off in the same precarious position they found themselves previously!
If you haven't seen Episode 19 yet, which makes no sense since it's a two parter (but... whatever), then you need to know that rolling into Part 2, Blowscum (who had allowed himself to be captured by the Superbabes, before hypnotizing them with some 'Shroom Pops and taking them back to the Fag Brigade Lair, where of course they escaped and unleashed havoc upon the Not-So-Ambiguously Gay duo and Blowscum) is still at the mercy of Superbabe and Co.
Should you have found yourself at the end of the first episode, waiting anxiously on the edge of your seat awaiting the second part.... what the hell's wrong with you? You couldn't do some spring cleaning or bleach the skid marks out of your tidy-whities? Anything?
Eh... but I digress. Blowscum and the Brown Hole Wrecking Crew start the episode off in the same precarious position they found themselves previously, but only for a moment, as a preconceived treachery on Blowscum's part finds the baddy mcbad guys flipping the (meager and poorly thought out, I do suppose) script on the Supergals. Realizing the evil masterplan that's about to be hatched, Superbabe must re-enter the lair that they just escaped from without taking the defeated Blowscum.... wow, logic hurts the mind when properly used, huh? Anyways, because they left Blowscum behind (chalk it up to an epic, and by epic I mean the size of Louie Anderson's girdle, epic blonde moment), they've allowed him the freedom to still release millions of the same laced 'Shroom Pops out into a world full of innocent (or so the sluts would have you believe.... I keed, I keed!) women that have altered the thinking process of Wonderbabe and Batbabe.
Okay.... let's simplfy this:
- Supergals capture Blowscum
- Blowscum captures Supergals with poisoned 'Shroom Pops
- Blowscum takes Supergals back to the Fag Brigade Lair
- No sign of sharks with freakin' lasers on their heads
- Superbabe frees the Supergals and they kick Blowscum and the Brown Hole Wrecking Crew's asses.
- Shamus McFag the Mullet Man dies and the Supergals escape.
- Blowscum explains to Gene Shalit's gay butt pirate son that he slipped Wonderbabe a pill, poisonous in nature.
- The effect of the magical 'Shroom Pops still lingers in Wonderbabe and Batbabes systems, but Superbabe foolishly denies Wonderbabe's request for some HLA.
- Still no sign of sharks with freakin' lasers on their heads.
- The Supergals return to the Fag Brigade Lair, but Superbabe is soon left alone in her battle against Blowscum, because those 'Shroom Pops are pretty fucking powerful.
- Just as Blowscum plunges the world into Fagcom 5, Superbabe manages to get Wonderbabe's attention long enough to flash some titties and send Blowscum to his knees.... too easy, and stop him from releasing tainted 'Shroom Pops all over the world.
- The episode ends, the serial is to be continued and still not one single fucking sign of any freakin' sharks with lasers on their heads! You Bitches!!!!
Whew!
Okay, where does that leave us... um, the Not-Even-Close-To-Being-Ambiguously Gay Duo is now a single, Blowscum still makes Pauly Shore seem Schwartenegger-esque in his manliness and the Supergals are still hot, although still entirely too clothed for my taste.
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