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Mistress Sasha
She'll sing you a lullaby and kick your ass!
• Meet Mistress Sasha in episode twelve...
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New York, New York |
Hair: Usually red, naturally blonde |
Eyes: Hazel |
Height: 5' 3 " |
Weight: 125 Lbs. |
Party: Life's a party |
Drink: A nice smooth wine, or scotch, usually! |
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Why She'll win: She's the most hardcore chick on the block, but just cuddly enough that you want to take her home with you.
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Must have decent sex, good coffee, and clove cigarettes at her disposal at all times, in case of an emergency.
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Feels that the worst feeling in the world is not regret, it's itching. |
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A quick tip for the guys: This bloodsucker only fancies human flesh. Other than that, she's full-on vegan.
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About Sasha: She's been a performer since birth, when her parents introduced her to the opera stage. She joined her first opera company at four years old, and was singing at the metrapolitan opera at eight.
Sasha went to laguardia high school for drama (for those who have seen the movie FAME, it's the school in the film), and took a large interest in musical theater. She went to Boston Conservatory for musical theater, but had to return home after a year because of her parents' financial difficulties. Sasha has performed in off-broadway and touring companies along the east coast, and intends to continue persuing theater.
Such has many other interesting talents, such as dance, which she initially began studying to further her gymnastic abilities (for a number of years she was a competetive gymnast.) Later she discovered a love for hip-hop and choreography. In recent years Sasha has studied belly dance (Self Appointed President Geoffrey Ciani claims this footage will be aired sometime in indeterminate the future).
It is her current favorite pastime. She even uses it occasionally in her work. Not acting. Professional domination. Sasha is also a leather/vinyl-donning chick who will kick the living hell out of anyone who can afford her painful lashes and razor-sharp remarks. "Though she be but little she is fierce."
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“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.” Benjamin Franklin |
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