Sponsorship Opportunities
Don't sit on the sidelines, be a part of the insanity
Even the world's smallest media empire needs your support—in cash, in time, materials, toys, gadgets, gizmos, equipment, whatever—to help Seeking Madam Mushroom flourish in this highly competive and extraordinarily cut-throat post-modern beauty pageant space.
Let's face it: We're independent filmmakers and independent filmmakers are always begging for something. "We're as desperate as a nymphomaniac stranded alone on a desert island," explains Self Appointed President (SAP) Geoffrey Ciani.
Therefore, we'll always be willing to take your time, money, and any other form of support you're willing to offer to sponsor an episode or the finals and the feature length documentary.
And we'll always be willing to do something in return. Granted we only started this thing in October, our audience is growing. Granted not as fast as we'd like, but we've more than tripled traffic to the site and our episodes have been viewed by 1000s of people (sort of if you count a certain way).
Maybe you just want to join in the stupidity and have a laugh, maybe you want your name in the credits, or maybe we can promote something or anything you want on our site and in our episodes, we can host your content, we can help spread the word, and maybe we can help you out with a website or a video.
While we don't have all the details of all the sponsorship opportunities worked out, we're willing to work with you on your commitment and return, and—trust us—we're willing to do just about anything for cash. "We're not nymphomaniacs—well, not really," explains ever-drunken-host Christian Twiste, "but when it comes down to it, we're whores at heart."
"Perhaps more importantly," adds SAP Geoffrey Ciani, "we're pretty cheap whores. You see, we aren't looking for boatloads of cash."
In fact, it needn't even be cash. Maybe you've got some time on your hands that you're willing to waste, or something you could donate, or something we can borrow, or even an idea that might have some inherent value, there's a good chance we'll take it, and the crazier your idea probably the better.
So don't be shy, contact us about sponsorhip opportunities today.
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