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"Inside (almost) every woman, is a superbabe just waiting to come out." Self Appointed President Geoffrey Ciani explains. "Seeking Madam Mushroom contestants are simply more in touch with their inner-Superbabe."

As is often the case, it appears Self Appointed President Geoffrey Ciani may well have been wrong when he made the above statement.

Superbabe & Wonderbabe

After further research, our editorial staff has learned that the the Superbabes are in fact the powerful and potent alter-egos of the very lucky girls on the hunt for the coveted Madam Mushroom Crown.

We don't know where these Superbabes came from or what they want on this Earth or beyond, but we do know that somehow, somewhere Seeking Madam Mushroom and the Superbabes are as intimately and wonderfully linked as heavy drinking and risky sex.

Wonderbabe & Batbabe

Superbabe Episodes Online Now

The Superbabes are on the Loose
A 2-part special that rocked the Babe world

Episode 19:
The Superbabes uncover a fiendish plot to flood the market with Shroom Pops.

Episode 20:
Blowscum lures the Superbabes to his lair for his mad Shroom Pop plans.


Operation C.O.C.K.
The follow-up thrillogy

Episode 26:
With Blowscum defeated, the Superbabes find themselves at a turning point.

Episode 28:
Operation C.O.C.K. continues with a few answers and even more silly questions.

Episode 30:
The Thrillogy concludes at another dramatic turning point for the Superbabes.

 

 
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Who Exactly Are These Superbabes?
There's no doubt the Superbabes are special, but exactly how special are these fine specimens of the female gender? While some Superbabe abilities and charms remain unkown, the following is what we do know about America's favorite team of superhero babes.

Superbabe (The Fearless Leader)
Superbabe (The Fearless Leader)

Strength: Can overcome any obstacle male or otherwise.

Weakness: Loses focus because things are too easy and cannot drink beer.


With her awesome and undoubted (but rarely used) power, Superbabe is the (at times grudgingly) acknowledged leader of the Superbabes. She is goodness and charm personified, but rarely perfect in action because she's so damn good it comes too easy.


Alison plays Superbabe in episodes 19, 20, 26, 28, and 30 of Seeking Madam Mushroom. She also appears in episodes 8, 9, and 13.

 
Wonderbabe (The [Adult] Fashion Queen)
Wonderbabe (The Fashion Queen)

Strength: Absolutely irresistable and animal sexuality that turn a priest into a pimp.

Weakness: Is never fully satisfied with her appearance and is obsessed with her clothing.


Wonderbabe is the girl with the heart of gold, a body of silk, and a mind made of lead. She really wants to do the right thing, and she usually does to the right thing, but there's often a lot of obstacles along the way. Often these obstacles are caused by her inability to focus on anything for long—except her appearance.


Natalie L plays Wonderbabe in episodes 19, 20, 26, 28, and 30 of Seeking Madam Mushroom.

 
Batbabe (The Dark Angel)
Batbabe (The Dark Angel)

Strength: Kick to the balls slays any mortal man, plus she has a Batbear familiar that can bite your face.

Weakness: Unrelenting addiction to Shroom Pops and a strong desire to kick low-lives in the balls and kill them.


Batbabe is a young loner on a crusade to champion (and devour) Shroom Pops while kicking as many low-lives in the balls as possible along the way. She prefers the company of her familiar, Batbear, and doesn't particularly get along with the rest of the Superbabes. In addition, Batbabe has often been spotted with the Superfags and Blowscum himself.


Olivia plays Batbabe in episodes 19, 20, 26, 28, and 30 of Seeking Madam Mushroom. She also appears in episode 18.

 
Secretary Babe (Superbabe's Right Hand Babe)
Secretary Babe (Superbabe's Right Hand Babe)

Strength: The sight of her garter causes paralysis and can sometimes turn men to stone.

Weakness: Her love for Superbabe and chocolate, especially when covering pretzels.


Secretary Babe is often the glue that binds the Superbabes together. While most closely allied with Superbabe herself, Secretary Babe is the logistics and communications heart of the group. She's normally a smart, sexy, no-nonsense babe, but she's been known to get a little crazy for chocolate and pretzels, especially if Superbabe is around. One incident reports Secretary Babe paralyzing 10 innocent men (and turning 1 poor male dog to stone) by taunting the poor bastards with her garter.


Janna Beth plays Secretary Babe in episodes 19, 20, 26, 28, and 30 of Seeking Madam Mushroom. She also appears in episode 23.

 
More info and pics are coming soon. Believe it or not,
it actually takes time to put this crap together. Luckily,
it doesn't take much money.

If you're a hot babe, and you made it this far down the page,
you might as well enter the pageant and take a shot at those finals.

 
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