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Berenice ships:
A true believe it or not!
5-10-04 / West Keansburg, NJ
"We're absolutely ecstatic," begins SAP Geoffrey Ciani. "We're so happy we don't even care whether or not it works—not that it doesn't work or anything."
"We demand high-quality products," added Problem Solver S.E. Hackett. "And this is no exception."
"Our main concern is that people won't even believe it," says Wannabe Webmaster Christian Twiste. "This is a big step, we've actually made something for the first time in our lives."
MCP Editorial Staff was lucky enough to sit down with the three founding members of Mushroom Cloud Productions right after they received their first shipment of shiny new Berenice DVDs. Needless to say, the mood was festive almost jubilant—though that might have been the drugs.
There was a beam in Mr. Ciani's eyes as he proudly declared that his personal mission in life was to see Berenice achieve 1 billion sales by the year 2056.
"We don't even know if that's possible, but with our Memetic Marketic campaign we think we can infect half the world or possibly even achieve world domination through a single film!"
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